Encanto Left Me Heartbroken — Review
Warning: This Review May Include Mild Spoilers! This review may be a little different than some of my other reviews. As I write this, I am overwhelmed with emotions. Encanto …
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BLOOD RING OF A ROUNDHOUSE FIST VIII: DUTY KILLS or Blackbelt
Here’s the deal: I don’t need to remind you who Don ‘The Dragon’ Wilson is. If I do, then stop reading right now, you film snob twerp (we don’t serve …
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Jogging Your Memory of The Running Man
As the dawn’s early light spackles through your window, warming your American Flag bedspread, you reflect upon your freedoms. You put on your blue socks, your red shorts, and your …
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Ghostbusters: Hope Springs Eternal – Review
There was a rumor in late 1977 that The Beatles had secretly come together to record a completely new album. Imagine (no pun intended) your friend on the street tells …
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Last Night in Soho Deserves Your Attention – Non-Spoiler Review
Edgar Wright, the man behind Shaun of The Dead, Hot Fuzz, and Baby Driver, makes his first full venture into the horror genre with Last Night in Soho. Starring Thomasin …
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A CHEESY Classic: Spreading Wisconsin’s Monster A-Go-Go!
The 1960s. A time of peace, love, and the desire to change the world one slice of Taleggio at a time. We started in a spread of Camelot (ask not …
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HAIL, KING #$%&*@ FRAT (or as you want to call it) KING #$%&*@ FART!
#$@%& the rules! #$@%& the dean! #$@%& the college! #$@%& the plot! #$@%& your film snobbery! At this point, I know you, dear reader. I know you only care about …
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ETERNALS Is Definitely a Movie – Non Spoiler Review
As a lifelong comic book fan when I heard Marvel/Disney was making a film based on Jack “The King” Kirby’s ETERNALS, my first reaction was “really? That book”? It …
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